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“Irreverent and hilarious.”
ALL MUSIC GUIDE
“If you call your band Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen
of the Apocalypse you better be ready to bring some serious
mojo to the party. It's a name that's guaranteed to piss people
off and produce a strong reaction, and the band lives up to
its snarky moniker with 13 tasty little gems that take a jaundiced
view of modern life in all its vexing complexity. The Hornsmen
play in a variety of styles that reference everything from
blues shuffles to ska syncopations to new wave jitter. They
keep the party going with their energetic presentation and
the terrific vocals of lead singer and songwriter Risa Mickenberg,
a stylist who can shift from girlish merriment to smoky solemnity
in the batting of an eye. There is indeed a horn section, but
it doesn't take center stage, except on the new wave/ska/B-movie
theme instrumental "The Vixen." Mostly, it's part
of a unified front that puts everything into the service of
the song, and the songs here are uniformly superb. If you think
of the the B-52's doing songs written by Elvis Costello and
arranged by Nick Lowe you'll be in ballpark, but the band has
a skewed personality that's all its own. Take "Back Burner
Guy," for example. It sounds like a '60s era girl group
pop tune, but the attitude of callous narcissism is contemporary.
Mickenberg sounds gleeful as she keeps her second string beau
at arms length with a teasing vocal. "You'll never kiss
me, so don't even try," she sings, with enough of a smile
in her voice to keep the sap hanging on. "Vanity Surfin'" is
indeed a surf tune, but it's about people who surf the net
to Google themselves for a cheap kick and is a lot funnier
than this dry description might lead you to believe. "I
Miss Your Arm" is a late-night salon standard that could
have been written in the '40s, a song of lost love that Mickenberg
sings with aching sincerity. "Alcoholics in My Town" is
either laugh-out-loud funny, or a pathetic commentary of small
town life; it probably depends on your viewpoint or drinking
habits. It's a slow bluesy tune with a touch of surf guitar
twang that paints little vignettes of the loners and losers
we've all known. "I Hope You're Happy" is a modern
talking blues with a deadly punch line, about trying to come
to terms with a failed relationship. Mickenberg and Joel Shelton,
the band's guitarist and co-songwriter, sing the lyrics with
a deadpan delivery that intensifies its deadly irony. The Hornsmen
have obvious influences, but they've been blending into the
band's unified vision. Their literate, darkly humorous lyrics,
inventive arrangements, and the edgy, effervescent vocals of
Mickenberg make them something special.” – J. Poet
BLENDER MAGAZINE:
Sexually experienced Manhattan SWF seeks companionship--really
wants to talk about it.
Backed faithfully by an all-male septet that injects stealth
hooks and four horns into its accomplished theater rock, Risa
Mickenberg speaks for the neurotic women on whom neurotic men
blame their problems. A satirist who aimed for laugh lines
on Jesus's 2006 debut, she's both sharper and nicer here. Though "Liz
the Hot Receptionist" is incurably dim, and anyone willing
to stay on ice as Mickenberg's "Back Burner Guy" has
only himself to blame, the missed connection of "Julie
on the Fung Wah Bus" is a romance disguised as a spoof,
and you'd have to be meaner than Mickenberg to mock poor Monica,
the character whose answering-machine entreaties provide the
entire lyric of "I'm Around." Mickenberg has the
kind of cutesy voice that jerks find annoying unless it comes
with porn skills. Non-jerks who go for the brains it masks
stand a chance of being remembered as fondly as the lost love
of "I Hope You're Happy." - Robert Christgau, Blender,
Dec. 2008
EPINIONS: BRIAN BLOCK: BEST ALBUMS OF 2008 (#13)
Risa Mickenberg is, as far as I know, the funniest lyricist
going these days, which is not to say her band should be
filed (or dismissed, if that's your sad way) with Tom Lehrer
or Moxy Fruvous or They Might Be Giants. Hers is a social,
storytelling humor of the people around her, Atom and His
Package with more devoted rhyming skills and a less-flourished
geekiness. Why, seven of the thirteen songs are about male/female
relationships, even if Risa is more likely than most to ask
you to be her "Back Burner Guy" ("you can
stroke my ego, but that's all") or to imagine a song
in Missed Connections Craigslist ad form. The jazzy Rogers-and-Hammersteiny
show tune "I Miss Your Arm" doesn't miss her ex's
brain or his personality or his sexxxing her up, but does
miss his sheer comforting physical presence. Which actually
isn't funny, but humor often is simply the guise that unused
good ideas hide in.
When they want to, the Four Hornsmen play top-notch good-time
rock and roll, supplemented with horn section (hence the name)
and the sprightly Cars-style synth lines that Del Shannon legitimized
way back in 1961. More often they're futzing skillfully with
surf-rock ("Vanity Surfin'"'s internet goofery is
lyrically simple but musically far more developed than the
genre requires), or balancing piano balladry with thrash-punk,
or waiting for some Rockettes to prance by, or doing a gentle
folk sing-along tribute to the "Alcoholics in My Town".
I have no idea how sincere the album is, and I may not have
expected to care. But the spoken-word sections of "I Hope
You're Happy" are as emotionally universal and touching
as they are weird and specific in detail, "Pathetic" sure
works as an anthem, and "I'm Around" actually sort
of frightens me and probably drops the album a few ranks from
where it belongs. The lesson being, don't judge a band on their
stupid name, even if, like me, you're in favor of the stupid
name.” – Brian Block
THE NEW YORKER MAGAZINE
“The local ensemble Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen
of the Apocalypse has a crusading horn section, some fine guitar
playing, and a growing catalogue of sharply satirical power
pop. Having made a splash on the Internet and satellite radio
two years ago with the sparkling ditty “Connecticut’s
for Fucking” and a self-titled album, the group has a
new album of prickly songs, “Happier Than You.”
75 OR LESS.com
“Imagine that Sarah Silverman never decided that saying "fuck" and
shocking people was clever, and it actually made her funnier.
And then while working on Mr. Show, Jack Black played her a
Tenacious D demo and she decided to steal the idea and rework
it as horn-laden power pop. That's basically what we've got
here, and it is fantastic. Any album that teaches me a new
song to sing for my 2 year-old, including the lyric "Like
an anorexic needs self-esteem/you gotta have a dream" ...well,
that's a winner.”
MSN.COM INSIDE MUSIC.
“Remember Lina Lamont in "Singin' in the Rain"?
Imagine a woman who sings the way she talks -- only she can
carry a tune and use her brain. Most guys consider her affected,
but therapy has taught her that that voice is just part of
who she is, like her insecurities, and she copes with both.
Mostly in the first person, she explores characters like the
compulsively obliging half-Broadway chameleon she is, even
a guy once. She's manipulative in "Back Burner Guy," desperate
in "I'm Around," over it in "I Miss Your Arm," not
actually over it in "I Hope You're Happy" post-celibate
in "Dry Spell": "Suddenly she feels pretty/Suddenly
she feels young/Suddenly her neighbor on the co-op board is
not wrong." If you have a heart, you'll wish her the best.”
MY CRAZY MUSIC BLOG
“Perhaps more intimidating than Jesus H. Christ and the
Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse's portentous name is the collective
musical experience represented by the approximately 8+ piece
band, and as a reviewer I hesitate to attempt an adequate description
of the ribald intelligence clearly manifest when musicians
who have played with artists from Prince to Elton John join
others who include Broadway performers, a recipient of the
Pushcart Prize and the author of the book Taxi Driver Wisdom.
The seemingly incongrous list of descriptors that the band
offers on their website, featuring more nouns like "compassion
fatigue, boobs, Old Lyme, and widower-lust" than typical
promotional adjectives, implies both their winking sense of
humor and allusive creativity. Happier Than You is accordingly
flippant yet shrewd; too burlesque to be severe, yet too smart
to be trivial.
Much like the similarly theatrical World/Inferno Friendship
Society, the acronymically daunting JHC&TFHotA creates
a specific band identity and internal culture comprising idiosyncratic
narrative vignettes. Songs like album opener "Liz the
Hot Receptionist" work in part because listeners recognize
the stereotype of the attractive secretary who buys Sudoku
on her way to work and eventually marries a real-estate agent. "Alcoholics
in my Town" collates various personalities affected by
the titular habit before chorusing across brands of liquor
and ending in some of the most sardonic "ba-ba-ba's" this
side of the But I'm a Cheerleader soundtrack. Most songs present
their subjects through this satirical lens, either advocating "a
brand new surfing sensation/for the sedentary generation" on "Vanity
Surfin'" or celebrating the simple fact that a formerly
celibate woman was finally able to "get her rocks off" on
closer "Dry Spell." Even the album's most overtly
self-loathing track, "Pathetic," lampoons its piteous
narrator with mock questions like "Do you hate me for
asking if you hate me?
Yet, all the derisive witticisms of a late George Carlin act
may not always constitute a successful music album, and fortunately
JHC&TFHotA supports its lyrical acumen with rousing horns
and a powerfully voiced female vocalist who leads the whole
procession as if they were in turn helping her lure a cartoon
wolf listening with his tongue on the floor. The trumpets and
trombones accent rhythmic guitar work that transforms styles
between bouncing ska riffs, punk distortion and a little bit
of surf, while pedal steels, upright basses, and the sound
of tap dancing all add to the carnivalesque atmosphere. At
times I was left hoping that some bittersweet moments had been
extended further, such as those slightly melancholy details
mentioned at the beginning of "Liz the Hot Receptionist," and
occasionally the band's irreverent personality seem lacking
in sympathy for the characters it creates. The searching specificity
of these comments, however, indicates how rapidly this collection
of talent has then realized its singular identity.”
THE NEWS OBSERVER (CHARLOTTE, N.C.)
“Most of us pass through this vale of tears whipsawing
between rage and despair at the annoying dreck on display around
us. Brothers and sisters, Risa Mickenberg feels your pain.
Her group's second album is another fabulous collection of
punchline pop -- theatrical, funny, catchy and most of all
smart. From the titular subject of "Liz the Hot Receptionist" to
the self-esteem-deprived loser in "Pathetic," you
know these people -- or you are these people.- David Menconi
SANTA FE NEW MEXICAN
"This is a poppy little New York group with, yes, four
hornsmen (trumpet, sax, and two trombones) and an amazing singer,
Risa Mickenberg, who has a sexy, nasally voice and a nicely
skewed outlook on love, life, and people we all know.
The album starts out with a song about a character that office
workers around the world will recognize: "Liz, the Hot
Receptionist." ("She never got promoted/Always wondered
why/Her desk was by the printer: easy to stop by.")
Mickenberg sings about the type of relationship that rarely
makes it to song in "Back Burner Guy." It's about
a man she wants around to "talk about music, talk about
art" and have in case her real relationship falls through. "As
long as I know you lust after me/I can be the girl he wants
me to be," she happily chirps.
Another favorite is "Alcoholics in My Town" sung
by Mickenberg and band mate Joel Shelton. It's a folk/rocky
little tune about the sad but lovable town drunks they know.
Mickenberg and Shelton also share vocals on "Vanity Surfing," which
is about Googling yourself on the Internet. (”It’s
a special kind of masturbation,” Shelton sings.”)
I hope they Google this." - Steve Terrell
DUKE OF STRAW
“Not only do Jesus H Christ And The Four Hornsmen Of The Apocalypse have
one of the best bands names in music today, they also make a kind of music
no one else is performing. Let’s call it: Ska-mical (part ska, part comedy).
Their songs are humorous in nature and have a strong horn
presence. The powerchord guitars are nicely distorted. And
they use the whole band for backup vocals.
Their new album is called “Happier Than You” and
has 13 lucky tracks. They may have gained some interest with
their song “Connecticut’s For Fucking” but
this new album proves they are more than just a one-of novelty
band.”
SPIN MAGAZINE- SONGS TO DOWNLOAD NOW: Alcoholics in my town
BEST ALBUMS OF 2008
CHUCK EDDY- RHAPSODY BLOG
DR. DEMENTO YEAR END COMPILATION ALBUM: Vanity Surfin'
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"Irreverent and hilarious."-
NPR All Songs Considered
THE CRITICS ON JHC:
THE NEW YORKER MAGAZINE
Pop Notes: One of ten CDs of 2006 worth a second listen.
"This lovable local band transcends the novelty of its name with wry,
thundering power-pop songs about such previously underexplored subjects as
the boredom of living in the Constitution State (Connecticut Is for Fucking),
the appeal of the recently widowed (Do Me), and how pharmaceuticals can help
love (Happy Me)."
THE VILLAGE VOICE – ROBERT CHRISTGAU,
Dean of American Rock Critics: Consumer Guide- Pick hits
"Risa Mickenberg writes and sings satirical theater songs accompanied
by g-b-d-and-sometimes-k, two trumpets, and two trombones. All assume the p.o.v.
of a neurotic young professional woman—loan officer, publicist, social
planner, perhaps even actress—who may be Risa Mickenberg. Some of these
songs are funny, the rest very funny. "Connecticut's for F*cking" seems
self-explanatory, "Ellen's Bicoastal" cl*se enough; "Happy
Me" is about falling in love on meds, "Vampire Girls" about
sucking knowledge from your boyfriends. The jewel is the jealous fit "Obviously"—"I
don't care. I mean I think she's a skank, but whatever, I don't care. I just
don't see why you're denying it when it's obvious you two slept together .
NO DEPRESSION MAGAZINE - David
Menconi:
"Picture NRBQ with a metallic pop edge and an expanded horn section, fronted
by a singer who looks a bit like Julia Louis Dreyfus, sounds a bit like Sarah
Vowell and writes a bit like Amy Rigby only much nastier. There you have this
wonderful New York band, who will completely rock your world. Risa Mickenberg
and Joel Sheltons songs are side-splittingly funny, starting with Connecticuts
For Fucking (because its a place where thats all there is to do) and its turn-on-a-dime
shifts between metallic snarl and acoustic jingle-jangle. Happy Me cops the
Beatles Nowhere Man guitar riff for a bridge. Vampire Girls rollcalls the slyest
geek-culture hall of fame this side of High Fidelity. And weve had great fun
in my social circle debating which acquaintance is most like the shrewish hellion
in Obviously. Best of all, the music holds up after the laughter subsides."
IDOALTOR.COM - Brian Block:
#3 BEST ALBUM of 2006 "Jesus H. Christ and the Four Horsemen
(sic) of the Apocalypse, who make sure to title their first
song "Connecticut's for Fucking" lest anyone mistake
them for Christian rock, have learned their trade from Revolver,
garage-rock, jangle-pop, synth-pop, performance art, and apparently "Girl
from Ipanema". Because all of their songs are funny, and
because the two funniest have over-the-top spoken-word vocals
that I'd feel nervous about putting on a mixtape for frequent
replay, it took me awhile to recognize their debut album as
truly brilliant. But if suburban ennui can be art in the hands
of the Stooges or the Replacements, if relationship dysfunction
is a good enough topic for Bob Dylan or Big Star, if Lou Reed
and the Rolling Stones are allowed to complain about weird
girls and Talking Heads to celebrate the quirks of American
culture, I see no reason why JHC&4HotA can't win awe for
doing all the above while being just as emotionally on-target
_and_, at the same time, as ridiculous as we know (in our wiser
moments) the emotions themselves are."
POP MATTERS - Jason MacNeil:
"JHC&TFHotA are an odd blend of Sixpence None the Richer, Arcade Fire,
and New Pornographers if they were all fronted by Amy Sedaris. “Connecticut’s
for Fucking” is a hard-the-soft-then-hard power pop tune that talks about
the Nutmeg State with sweet, sugary harmonies in the chorus as she simulates
what Robin Williams once described as “the bone dance”. “Happy
Me” is a somewhat tamer pop tune with Risa Mickenburg on reedy lead vocals,
and Mickenburg nails the conversational and brassy rocker “Obviously” with
a Lou Reed-like charm. A lot of the songs would be great on Desperate Housewives,
particularly the opportunistic and cheery “Do Me”. ... The summer-sounding
pop of “Vicki Is a Pro” is great, resembling a cross between the
Cars and the Go-Gos. Ditto for the fabulous “It’s OK in the USA”. “Vampire
Girls” name-drops Syd Barrett, Tiny Tim, Malcolm X, and others while
the punk riffs blend with horns. Another highlight is the rather mainstream
bubblegum pop of “Ellen’s Bi Coastal”. “Steve Baylor” has
to be one of the oddest, Zappa-like tracks of the year, and “Nipples” is
a modern day hit the Turtles failed to get around to."
THE VILLAGE VOICE - George Smith :
"An eight-person horn-fired local group making glorious hard pop!" “Hammering
punkarama, namechecking Saul Bellow, Philip K. Dick, and Jerry Lewis.” “Horns
and guitar drive a tank made of suntanned California riff right out of the
speakers.”
TROUSER PRESS - Founder Ira
Robbins:
"...Sardonic adult humor in music is amply illustrated by this entertaining
New York octet (half of it being the Four Hornsmen, who add to, without ever
overwhelming, the simple rock music with brass). Delivered in Risa Mickenberg's
winning matter-of-fact voice, "Connecticut's for F*cking" is hysterical,
a deadly putdown of the Nutmeg State as a nadir of middle-class tedium that
proffers copulation as the only entertaining alternative. And "Vampire
Girls," which passingly sounds like the Replacements' "I Don't Know," explodes
the little-known problem of women "who seem like they're really cool until
you realize that everything that's cool about them is something they sucked
out of their ex-boyfriends" with a laundry list of modern-trendy Henry
Higgins acquisitions, from Balzac to Karen Black, Iggy Pop to Photoshop...
TUCSON WEEKLY - Linda Ray:
""In a perfect world, this would be the Saturday Night Live house
band, and reason enough to start watching Saturday Night Live again…Very
smart, very fun, vodka gimlet-eyed music... If you read and loved A Confederacy
of Dunces or A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, this record is for
you. This is not loud, mad music, though, nor is it as frivolously confrontational
as the band name, or the equally stupid cover art. Rather, it's a collection
of intelligently observant and wryly amusing pop/rock/punk takes on gender
politics (read: sex and its complications), the state of the United States
(especially Connecticut) and certain everyday characters and their quirks.
All are set in fine musicianship, with Brian Wilson-worthy harmonies and imaginative
arrangements. (The timely entry of horns on "Do Me" made me laugh
out loud.) Lead singer Risa Mickenberg's voice is peculiar in a way that's
perfectly suited to the lyrics, all written by Mickenberg with guitarist/vocalist
Joel Shelton. Favorite track: "Vampire Girls"--fascinating women
who only know what ex-boyfriends taught them about."
HARP MAGAZINE - Chuck Eddy (Former
Village Voice Music Editor):
"These brassy and Broadway-connected New Yorkers are as much 'cabaret'
as 'rock' but Risa Mickenberg has a voice both sweeter and sourer than 'cabaret'
implies. and a sense of humor too. "She's a Six" (math rock, or at
least decimal point rock, argues that if you want to be happy for the rest
of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife); "Nipples" (funnier
than the Holy Modal Rounders' "Boobs a Lot," and as great a song
about summer as it is a song about breasts); "Do Me" (about wanting
to have sex with a guy whose wife just died, like Michael Hurley and the Unholy
Modal Rounders' "Jeanlous Daddy's Death Song" only backwards): "Connecticut's
For F*cking"; "Vampire Girls"; "Ellen's Bicoastal." Plus "Crazy
Guy," a samba song that starts out as be-bop.”
THE BOSTON HERALD: "Hilarious!" "Deadpan!" "Love!" "Nervy
and mighty amusing!"
PHOENIX NEW TIMES: Pick Of The Week Nikki D'Andrea-
"Once you've heard "Connecticut's for Fucking," the leadoff
track to JHC&tFHotA's debut album, there's no denying this band's snarky
brilliance. The song's ridiculously catchy pop beat; dorky, nasal punk vocals
(courtesy of the surprisingly sexy Risa Mickenberg); and lampooning of noodling
'80s metal guitar solos is like a bubblegum enema flushing pop punk out of
mainstream music's bloated colon."
THE NEWS OBSERVER (Raleigh, Chapel Hill, NC)
“The comedy record of the year, with side-splitting musings on life,
love and the pursuit of happiness set to razor-sharp bar-band pop-rock. It's
smart, it's catchy, the music is great.” NEW YORK MAGAZINE: "Smart,
catchy power pop!" F5 WICHITA Tom Hull- : "Anyone who fondly remembers
the Waitresses will have a leg up on this smart, funny, and exuberantly horny
band. Not sure whether the difference is a generation of progress in spite
of backlash or just that lead singer Risa Mickenberg writes her own lines.
Her critique of "Vampire Girls" is spot on, like she's been one and
graduated to being interesting in her own right."
PITCHFORK
Delivering uneasy laughs at the expense of strip-mall culture
alongside power chords and pop hooks, "Connecticut's
for Fucking", by the New York outfit JHC&tFHotA
could easily have been a hipster insider's mean-spirited
and elitist satire of yokel outsiders. Instead it comes across
as something much more complicated than simply making fun
of people who aren't from New York. Sounding a little like
Amy Sedaris fronting Fountains of Wayne, Risa Mickenberg
(who's the Jesus H. Christ part of the name, although there
seem to be more than four others in the band, not all on
horns) sings from the perspective of one of many teenagers
whose only pastime in such a dull state is recreational sex.
She delivers lines like "I love to listen to classic
rock and have sex with you" with a mix of playfulness
and resignation, and introduces a little gravity into the
band's humor: all those adolescents, she observes, are "waitin'
to turn into the people we are bound to turn into." There's
a healthy dose of incisive class commentary as well: "If
we can't afford to buy antiques," she sings, "then
we just copulate." "Connecticut's for Fucking" sounds
more substantial than a novelty track, but with all the catchy
fun that label implies.
HARTFORD COURANT (COURANT.COM) – Eric
Danton
"The lyrics and subject matter are off-kilter, but they're mostly smart
and, to my ears, pretty funny, and the musicians have serious chops. And, as
the band's name implies, there's plenty of dizzying horn work on the album,
mixed with pounding bass and snarling punk guitar riffs. (The album) also features
songs about anti-depressants, seducing the bereaved and psychic vampires: "Girls
who seem like they're really cool until you realize everything that's cool
about them is something they sucked out of their ex-boyfriends," be it
how to fix cars or appreciating the music of Syd Barrett.” The News Observer(Raleigh,
Chapel Hill, NC) “The comedy record of the year, with side-splitting
musings on life, love and the pursuit of happiness set to razor-sharp bar-band
pop-rock. It's smart, it's catchy, the music is great.”
NEW YORK MAGAZINE: "Smart, catchy power
pop!"
F5 WICHITA - Tom Hull:
"Anyone who fondly remembers the Waitresses will have a leg up on this
smart, funny, and exuberantly horny band. Not sure whether the difference is
a generation of progress in spite of backlash or just that lead singer Risa
Mickenberg writes her own lines. Her critique of "Vampire Girls" is
spot on, like she's been one and graduated to being interesting in her own
right." The Boston Globe: “The most raunchy fun!” Don Wilding-
The Cape Codder: "Like Zappa, they'll shock a certain percentage of the
population - and absolutely delight the rest of it."
TIME OUT NEW YORK: (STARRED REVIEW)
“Not just a carpenter and a compassionate religious icon, Jesus H Christ
is also a novelty-pop band fronted by the delightfully baby-voiced Risa Mickenberg
who sings in sugar-sweet tones about being courted by the crazy guy down the
street. Consider it the musical equivalent to Strangers With Candy.”
THE BOSTON METRO:
"Jesus H Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apocalypse are hilarious!"
THE BOSCH:
"It's time to open your hearts to Jesus. Jesus H Christ, the totally awesome
band...really does rock."
THE BOSTON PHOENIX:
"Amy Sedaris!" "Upscale!" "Sequined!" “Plenty
of laughs!” “Bald!”
I GUESS I’M FLOATING:
"The happy spirited band from New York take humorous, albeit true, lyrics
and weld them together with music that can only be classified as power pop.
With a lead singer that may remind some of an adolescent Jenny Lewis, the band
claim to be "bald, horny, thundering, glorious, deadly, lovable and sardonic!" The
eight-person ensemble sings about leaching shallow girlfriends, the snags of
living in Connecticut, synthetic feelings via prescription drugs, and the sex
drives of widowhood. Go on, start your weekend off with a smile."
ELECTRIC TOMATOES.COM
“This is not your grandma and grandpa's apocalypse. It’s no fire
and brimstone, no seventh seal, no swaths of unholy agony punctuated by blessed
souls surfing pillars of light "up there." This is pure power-pop
apocalypse (say that five times fast, but we’re not accountable if you
pull a muscle in your tongue). Jesus H. Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the
Apocalypse write catchy, fun songs with plenty of trumpets. The most obvious
comparison they invite is to They Might Be Giants but they also make me think
of a Beulah and Nerf Herder hybrid running on unleaded petroleum goofiness.
The bands real strength is in their lyrics, which deal with topics you'd never
hear on the radio. (Though lets not forget trumpets, who doesn't love trumpets?) “Connecticut
Is for Fucking” is an anthem for people in Dullsville, Anywhere and “Nipples,” in
addition to being a great summery song, makes me think of the novelty classic “Boobs
a Lot.” Check out the band's MySpace, and at your earliest convenience,
start loving them.”
TIMES OF ACADIANA CHOICE CUTS
"Admittedly, Risa Mickenberg's and Joel Shelton's funny, sardonic, catchy
songs cover a narrow terrain -- call it the romantic complications of the Ritalin
generation, a demographic cut loose from traditional moorings and for whom
psychotropic opiates are the religion of the people -- but, Jesus H. Christ,
do they understand their characters! Whether speaking for or at beer-leech
women (Vampire Girls, Crazy Guy, Vicki Is a Pro) or a man who's lowering his
standards (She's a Six), Mickenberg/Shelton's lyrics are detailed enough for
accuracy while stopping just short of the "compassion fatigue" they
sympathize with in It's OK in the USA. Some Days is even sweet, with the songs
accompanied by brass suggesting musical affinities from three or four decades
before lyrics like these would've ever been imagined let alone tolerated."
PAPER THIN WALLS
"You’ll be hearing (Connecticut's For F*cking) for the next 50 years
on various Demento and Son Of Demento compilations and podcasts; but not only
is it funny funny funny, the band takes care of the music, too: a great rattletrap
of a guitar doing fast Ramones chords and then laying a big wet tuneful Johnny
Thunders solo atop it all. Tracks.. twist the comedy from funniness to genuine
emotion and rage. Most moving is "Obviously," Risa bitching out a
lover—“You guys obviously slept together, not that I care; I mean,
I think she’s a skank; but whatever"—which leads to a general
smorgasbord of bitching: "Why do you have to drive like an asshole? You
have to drive, like, right up on the person in front of you’s ass; they
slam on their brakes, you’re dead!" She lets loose with the disappointment
and fury that’s the undertone of this humor, when life doesn't live up
to its billing."
SOME BLOG SOMEWHERE:
"The most delightfully salacious female vocalist since Sippie Wallace."
” THE CAPE CODDER- Don Wilder:
"Like Zappa, they'll shock a certain percentage of the population - and
absolutely delight the rest of it."
LEICESTERBANGS (U.K.):
"Like asparagus, olives, Zappa and cum, Jesus H Christ are an acquired
taste."
Debut CD YEAR END ACCOLADES:
#246 CD Village Voice Pazz and Jop Poll
# 249 CD Idolator Year End Poll
#1 most requested song for more weeks than any song in the
history of Sirius Alt Nation
#4 CD of the year (Phoenix New Times- Nikki Andrea)
#6 CD of the year (Seattle Times/Village Voice- Brian Block)
#16 CD of the year (F5 Witchitaw KS- Tom Hull)
#4 CD of the year (Village Voice George Smith)
#6 CD of the year KPFK Los Angeles
#8 song of the year (Sirius Alt Nation)
#1 song of the year CJIQ- Kitcheners |